On the bus to Lençois I developed a bit of a sore throat, and from Tuesday and Saturday of the next week I was what is at times referred to as 'under the weather,' with a case of indigestion, a fluctuating fever and an utter deficit of energy. However, on Sunday around 11, a friend from the program had the doorman ring up my host mother and came in to tell me that we were leaving for Praia do Forte at noon. So I found myself going to Praia do Forte. The trip is around an hour and a half to an hour north along the coast, once one figures out which bus one needs to get on. We actually covered most of the distance in a white van that told us it was going to Praia do Forte, and that we could go along as well for R$7. (On the way back, we encountered plenty, plenty more of these vans waiting for anyone who wanted to return to Salvador) Praia do Forte seems to be advertising itself as an eco-tourism spot, with whale-watching, a sea turtle reserve of some kind, trips through the nearby forest...and the first lodging one sees upon entering from Salvador, an establishment under the belief that it is an “eco resort.” While its ecological credentials may be fine, the town (if it can even be called that) is also appealing to the up-scale consumption market, with clothing stores, fancy restaurants and over-priced Mexican cuisine that all come together to create an ambiance that could be (and was) compared to Disneyland. Eerie, perhaps, but there was also incredibly ice cream. Once the six of us located the very pleasant hostel (which we shared with an entire class of small-town Bahian high schoolers on a weekend trip with their physics teacher), we only had a few hours of sunlight left, and I'm not sure if any of us had much of an idea of how we could embark on the more eco-tourist-y mini-trips. Still, we managed to make a fun evening and morning of it, even if it made me feel like a lazy tourist. The beach was home to rock formations which formed tidal pools home to plenty of little crabs and brilliantly blue fish, along with water that was not only felt a perfect temperature but also somehow softer than regular water. A hard thing to climb out of. Our stay at the hostel also gave us free entrance to a place run by some sort of sea-turtle conservation group, home to turtle shells, informational boards in Portuguese and English....and pools with large sea turtles themselves. Very large indeed. A clever evolutionary strategy, to cover yourself in a hard enough shell to allow you to float slowly around and live for decades and decades. At the end of the day, we managed to erase some of the lazy-tourist feeling my ending our stay with lunch at an unmarked building advertising a R$6 lunch, which was an authentically Bahian plate of rice, beans, Meat and spaghetti, served in a back room with a hanging light bulb and The World's Tiniest Kitten.
So basically, if you find yourself in a resort town and you have no idea what to do, here is how to have a good time: drink for eight hours. Start, say, around six. Go out to the inexplicable structure in the middle of the town that functions as a motorcycle display by day and begs to be a tree house at night. Play drinking games in the middle of the resort town. Invite Brazilian high schoolers into tree house. Try to teach high schoolers drinking game. Hang from roof of tree house. Find random Brazilians playing pagode, a subgenre of samba mostly fixated on dancing over and down onto bottles. Have one of your party play them a song about being a puritan farmer. Leave them because they are kind of assholes who only care about girls dancing over bottles. Give more alcohol to high schoolers. Watch your friends try not to say inappropriate things to high schoolers in broken Portuguese. Bring out headphones, play them rap music. Stand around in the street after midnight until a cachaça drinking-game that revolves around not liking George Bush breaks out. Have a physics teacher who has been drinking with his 15-17 students ask if you have any weed. Make sure to get to bed before 4 so you can go look at huge turtles and eat yourself some delicious motherfucking ice cream.
And there's your weird-ass fun time.
The area of Salvador (either called Comercio or very near Comercio) that is, in appearance, closest to an American downtown (in that there are plenty of glass skyscrapers that one can imagine financial services companies being comfortable in) is quite the surreal sight when abandoned. This last friday was Children's Day, a holiday that, with Teacher's Day on the following Monday, creates quite the themed four-day weekend. Passing through it on that day, I couldn't see a single person. The sudden drastic change in architecture, when combined with the lack of people, gave the impression that Sony Pictures has decided to install the set for a movie set in post-Apocalyptic Los Angeles while I wasn't looking.
A bit farther along the coast from Comercio is Orfãos do Bonfim, once an orphanage and now (I believe) a Monday-Friday Boarding School for children from favelas...I'm not sure if it is scholarship-based, government-funded, church-affiliated or what have you. It was one of the three or four locations that Clara (director of the English program at ACBEU and general Brazilian-Who-Makes-Things-Happen-For-Us) offered to help us make a connection to in order to do some volunteer work. Two weeks ago those of us who chose Orfãos went to see the place, meet some children and choose activities to help with when we could return. We may not have been aided by the fact that, due to a lack of communication, we arrived a half-hour late, but all the students who showed up did not end up doing much more than simply observing, excepting the two who helped with the gym class. Everyone felt either ignored or looked-upon as an unwelcome presence by the teachers. During the brief recess, I was simultaneously asked to race from one side of the courtyard to the other, to play capoeira and to give piggy-back sides, with various children pulling in one direction or another so that I could join them in their preferred game. A difficult proposition which at one point left me physically toppled to the ground by elementary-age Brazilians. I'm not sure if these kids were especially a handful, or if any kid one can barely understand would be hard to deal with. An odd volunteering experience, and while playing with the kids was...fun in a very, very tiring way, the general feeling of being completely unhelpful and unused did not seem to make many of us itching to return.
At the moment there isn't too much more about the recent weekdays that I can easily recall. Most of the days are filled with classes and oddly compelling naps, which, followed by a bit of homework and then capoeira, seem to be quickly over. Not an unhappy way to pass the time, but it certainly does pass. Now that I no longer seem to be ill, the weekdays may see some more variety, or they may see volunteer work. Here is where a transition to the next paragraph would normally live and build a nest out of stray punctuation marks and hanging participles.
There are two malls currently being built here, in a city where I am a twenty minute walk from three malls and which is said to possess South America's first or second largest mall in Shopping Salvador. If consumption really is the magic bullet for economic growth, then I suppose all these favelas must be a cultural thing.